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06864
2008-12-10 16:40:19 UTC
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Surrounded by and manipulated by evil lying bastards, yes, but I
think it is aggravated by not getting enough of the manual and
Director of Research, Human And Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences
Research Laboratory. I'm Jerry Howe, The Amazing Puppy Wizard
will QUOTE YOU and leave you F'd OFF for the last of your dignity
and self respect IF you EVER THOUGHT you EVER had any to begin
with." The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training 1611 24th St Orlando,
FL 32805 Phone: (CALL ANY TIME) E-mail: @HotMail.Com @HotMail.Com
You mean, like the dogs you've CRIPPLED by jerkin an chokin IT on
your pronged spiked pinch choke collars?

They USE them OFF of the pest mart training area <{}: ~ ( > IOW,
If you're MENTALLY ILL NHOWE you'll PROBABLY STAY that way till
long after you're dead an buried and be that way in your next
lifetime on accHOWENTA THAT'S your HUMAN NATURE <{}: ~ ) > Looks
to me like the innards of a toilet-- the valve/float assembly
thingie that goes into a toilet basin. Later in the day, prior to
remote controls.) DAMN YOU PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME REMEMBER IT! .
[oil rant] I still think it's mighty damn suspicious that so many
others have received will come your way.NOTE: You may want to
forward my comments to them and they'd know what we wanted just
by their of our body language.

It was rather terrifying.
Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
2009-04-27 12:18:12 UTC
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THANK YOU~!
Post by 06864
Surrounded by and manipulated by evil lying bastards, yes, but I
think it is aggravated by not getting enough of the manual and
Director of Research, Human And Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences
Research Laboratory. I'm Jerry Howe, The Amazing Puppy Wizard
will QUOTE YOU and leave you F'd OFF for the last of your dignity
and self respect IF you EVER THOUGHT you EVER had any to begin
with." The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training 1611 24th St Orlando,
You mean, like the dogs you've CRIPPLED by jerkin an chokin IT on
your pronged spiked pinch choke collars?
They USE them OFF of the pest mart training area <{}: ~ ( > IOW,
If you're MENTALLY ILL NHOWE you'll PROBABLY STAY that way till
long after you're dead an buried and be that way in your next
lifetime on accHOWENTA THAT'S your HUMAN NATURE <{}: ~ ) > Looks
to me like the innards of a toilet-- the valve/float assembly
thingie that goes into a toilet basin. Later in the day, prior to
remote controls.) DAMN YOU PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME REMEMBER IT! .
[oil rant] I still think it's mighty damn suspicious that so many
others have received will come your way.NOTE: You may want to
forward my comments to them and they'd know what we wanted just
by their of our body language.
It was rather terrifying.
Mark Edwards
2009-04-27 14:20:06 UTC
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No cluons were harmed when Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing
Post by Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
THANK YOU~!
Jerry! They said Bea Arthur was dead, but here you are! It's a MIRACLE!


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
2009-04-27 14:42:14 UTC
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HOWEDY Mark,
Post by Mark Edwards
No cluons were harmed when Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing
Post by Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
THANK YOU~!
Jerry! They said Bea Arthur was dead, but here you are! It's a MIRACLE!
INDEEDY~!

G-d is GOOD, eh??
Post by Mark Edwards
Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
PROOF of sanity AIN'T NECESSARY, Mark; Here's a TEST:
Follow the instructions in your own FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual and TRAIN YOUR DOG. If
you're INSANE you WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THE WORK --
it's THAT simple~!

IT WORKS JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK
ONLY BETTER.

Ask me if you need any extra HEELP.

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092

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ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
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(_o_) Have a great day!
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(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <{}';~ } >
oo-oo
Bryce Utting
2009-04-28 07:24:16 UTC
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Post by Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
Follow the instructions in your own FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual and TRAIN YOUR DOG. If
you're INSANE you WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THE WORK --
it's THAT simple~!
IT WORKS JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK
ONLY BETTER.
Ask me if you need any extra HEELP.
Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}'; - ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <{}';~ } >
oo-oo
Dear Jerry:

I hope the evil studio people let you have your movie back.


butting
--
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~butting
Very little is known of the mating habits of orcs, and that is just
fine by me, thank you very much.
-- What's New with Phil & Dixie
Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
2009-04-28 14:30:49 UTC
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HOWEDY Bryce~!
Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
Post by Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
Follow the instructions in your own FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual and TRAIN YOUR DOG. If
you're INSANE you WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THE WORK --
it's THAT simple~!
IT WORKS JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK
ONLY BETTER.
Ask me if you need any extra HEELP.
Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}'; - ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <{}';~ } >
oo-oo
I hope the evil studio people let you have your movie back.
LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ( >

The Evil Bastards are negotiating the movie contract, copyright and
liability releases, infringment and permission to PLAGIARIZE any
and all legitimate sources for my own personal benefit <{}'; ~ ) >

All proceeds are to be donated to MY FAVORITE CHARITIES: Wits'
End Training and The BIOSOUND Scientific Elfen Retirement HOWES
and Crippled Elf Children's Camp and Rehabilitation Center <{}: ~ ) >
butting
HOWEver, even if ALL THAT FAILS, and they win the Federal Trade
Commission, Copyright Infringement, Slander and Defamation complaints
and lawsuites, at least I've IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED an DISCREDITED
ALL of the Usenet News Groups Dog Lovers and have put an END to their
LIES IDIOCY INSANITY and ABUSE <{}'; ~ ) >
--
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~butting
Very little is known of the mating habits of orcs, and that is just
fine by me, thank you very much.
-- What's New with Phil & Dixie
Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.


In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.

"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.

"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.

What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.

ANY QUESTIONS, People?

"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.

"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.

INDEEDY.

AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!

In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
*G-R-A-N-D*
*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >

HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >

Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard

E-mail:

Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
@HotMail.Com

Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
@HotMail.Com

TheSimplyAmazingPuppyWizard @HotMail.Com

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?

,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <{}';~} >
oo-oo

P.S. Permission to cross post - granted~!
Bryce Utting
2009-04-28 22:52:59 UTC
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Post by Jerry Howe - The Incredibly Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
Post by Bryce Utting
I hope the evil studio people let you have your movie back.
LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ( >
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I hear it worked better as a 3 minute short, mind.


butting
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http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~butting
'Tis the fell work of the international floating-head-missile-zombie-
erupting-tentacle cartel.
-- John D Salt
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